2022.01.21 21:02 Muttywango "I applied the handbrake but didn’t lift it up enough haha!"
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2022.01.21 21:02 Dad1903 DWT87 (January 22nd 2022)
Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
DWT is in Denver! Off the fucking page 🙌 - but it could have been the case we werenae sure...a fucking tribulation or two getting out to the wondrous mythical Central American mecca by fuck - hoo mama. Flying has never been Dads all time favourite pass-time, which makes these recent days a solid register on the raised stress scales - ah no. And I tell yous - this fucking flight fair had the brow a sweaty with worry. Dropped in last night - flight was a smidge late getting out, but made good time...live tv and FlyFi onboard meant for a swift passing of the hours - terrific 👍. But unfortunately - the fucking flight should have arrived the night afore - which made the whole complimenting of the flight provider a tough task and no fucking mistake. Shit happens sure, but for me - shit was hazy for sure...sounded to me like a cunt had fucked up - if no, I'll hold up my hands and apologise. But there we fucking were - up in the sky sure, the night afore...twas a smidge concerned at the rattles and bangs we'd heard whilst trundling to the start of the runway. Up we got anyhow - all seemed well; demos on seatbelt wearing and all the rest - no bother 👍. Then - the debut announcement of El Capitan...no to tell us weather conditions and flying height etc - but instead to say that the cabin wasnae pressurising properly, which meant carrying onward to the promised land was too much of a risk. So aye - round and back we go to fucking Boston...a fine city sure, but for the night - no a place I was wanting to see. Tickets issued for the same time next day later, it was a worrying session of not getting hold of hombres to hook us up with a duvet. There was in fact a wee spell - only 30 seconds or so sure - where we looking at a mini Planes, Trains and Automobiles type situ...I want a fucking car with a fucking steering wheel - hoo mama. But then - the cellphone (mobile) vibrated in hand...it was rescue 😎. 15 mins later, we're sat on a plush sofa regaling the rescuers with a tale of woe, laughing and exhaling and all the rest. First time it's happened to me that sure - and Dad didnae like it - no fucking spank you.
No a big fan of vulnerability is Dad sure - the OCD doesnae provide much room for a lack of direction. What lessons can one glean from such experiences - no much, other than of course to keep cunts on standby, in case of such perilous pish. We take this pish for granted though - no cunt thinks their plane will fuck up...it's palaver to deal with in the heat of it. Thousands of miles isnae summat you can just sub in summat for - it's a fucking plane, or you're missing out. As such - you concentrate on being as ready as you can for all the hoopla afore boarding. But this is nature of existence currently; Dad doesnae know America really...I can cut about and buy shit and say nice things about places and shite - but in terms of being a figurehead type cunt whom folks rely on to get them places etc - I havenae the tools currently to get by. Instead - Dad does the relying. A wee hiccup or two had sure - fair gets the worry levels ramped by fuck. Regardless - good to get a bit of assistance whether it be calamitous or no; the intent is humbling sure. Folks insisting on doing this and that on your behalf - it's a premise I've no a huge amount of experience with all in all...but for certain - no summat I've been starved of. Just maybes no enough to convince me that it's fine to take such pish for granted. Wherever possible - dinnae worry about it would be my preference. As such - only the purest and most insistent will penetrate. I've learned oft enough, that when persistent is potent - at least allow the cunt to speak. If you've an argument that is the perfect fodder - fine - but know what's on the table. Some offers cannae be refused, even if just to keep the offeror away from the more confrontational methodology.
It wasnae only Denver inhabited sure - me and the hombres took a wee trip westwards, skirting the area that inhabits Aspen by fuck...some nice sights taken in 🙌. The eventual destination, a small town inclusive of hot Springs by fuck - now we were holidaying haha ✌. A full days access in return for twenty dollars; Dad made sure to take full advantage 👍. Much time was spent languishing in a segregated smaller pool, that had water hovering around the 105 Fahrenheit mark...akin to slipping into a delightfully hot bathtub it was. Several hours of floating about staring up at a sky changing day into night later, Dads muscles were feeling rewarded and nurtured 😎. The detoxification process fair lets you know just how debaucherous you've been by fuck...cleanliness where'er possible from hereon in probably(ish) - hoo mama. Tough mind you, with the options available round these parts (Pot Shops as far as the fucking eyes can see) - but nice to have the info regardless 😎. As you can imagine, the recording of all this weeks enjoyment, has very much been done on a smidge by smidge basis...only stepping being the keyboard once I'd managed to find a natural beginning and end to proceedings; and it's been tough sure. No because there hasnae been owt occurring obviously - but because the good times were lengthy non-stop type happenings...little chance of lengthy spells of rest and reflection, upon which to craft literary delights. Henceforth a dedicated plan forged around beginnings and ends of days - up early to scribe the action from the night afore, then a wee half hour in the room afore shut eye to craft a positive stanza explaining the regualar segment situs (The Financials, The Main Event, The Representatives etc). And whilst the eyelids were a smidge droopy, owing to the rest required - it was a plan executed comfortably by fuck - that's the fucking stuff 😎
This is, of all the usual DWT Segments, is by quite some distance currently the most depressing reading this terrific franchise has to offer. Zero profit of any type now for 8 consecutive attempts - horrific by fuck and summat that needs to be arrested fucking ASAP. As such DWT87 sure 🙌. The ongoing reading from just after this pish, will a be a fucking delight filler people - whether yous realise it or not 👍. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£911.22. Ah no.
Welcome to the DWT Statistic Collection 😎
DWT Statistic #40 Maybes no the most surprising after last weeks - we focus on Double B this time: a return has been apparent 6 times - less than Double A sure, BUT - for a higher total yield of £175.21. Terrific.
I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really. The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay: a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.
So here it is - the one that feels refreshed and detoxified and ready for any pish flung its way:
DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Odds [READING (KO: 15:00 GMT)]() https://www.livescore.com/en/football/england/championship/reading-vs-huddersfield-town/473456/ 15/8 BOLTON WANDERERS (KO: 15:00 GMT) shrewsbury town 19/10 MANSFIELD TOWN (KO: 15:00 GMT) barrow 13/8
Over 279’s last week; over 20's this week - it was always going to be a toughy producing summat more, hot on the heels of the ridiculous record-breaking price fetched last week. Fat lot of good it did us of course - but here; the intent is always accompanied by twinkly eyes...sometimes the twinkling skews the view and you get back madness. It wouldnae have been if it had come in of course - imagine that by fuck...hoo mama. Anyhow - we're way back down to earth with a salty, earthy effort, that exudes promise and intrigue. Let's see what happens 😎
DWT87 - The Doubles
DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A READING BOLTON WANDERERS 7.34/1 B READING MANSFIELD TOWN 6.55/1 C BOLTON WANDERERS MANSFIELD TOWN 6.61/1
READING our first pick this week, a second appearance in a row for the wee bastards sure - hoo mama. Understandable maybes that a few would suggest it ill-advised...but that was a close fucking thing yon run out last week - near got summat from a Middlesbrough team oozing winningness. It's the 7-0 suffered at the hands of Fulham...got cunts scared it appears. But no me - Blackburn suffered the same fate a whiley back (to the same fucking team in Fulham)...now they're poster boys for terrific and no fucking mistake 😎
BOLTON WANDERERS back in amongst it after yon appearance a couple back; felt they were a bitty hard done by on that day and were due consideration in the near future. We're now here - and there they are; Dad remembered sure 👍. Finally snapped the bad run of 5 defeats with a sterling win over established big bastards Ipswich Town - the kind of result sure that indicates corner turning I reckon. No doubts here probably 🙌
MANSFIELD TOWN a whiley since they've featured - back into the melting pot the day are Mansfield. A former fave of mine of course...I had to let them off the hook to find themselves for a bitty - and fucking flourish they have by fuck...12 wins from 14 with a current run of 2 in a row - victory is never far away. A trip away today sure - but it's only fucking barrow, who've a mere win over colchester recently to brag about. I'm no impressed barrow - yous are fucked the day ✌
So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the Good Ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people. Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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I'm a 20 year old male, and I've been struggling with digestive issues for a good part of the last 4 year. I had Pyloric valve surgery when i was only 3 weeks old, and have been having really bad bouts of cramping and inconsistent BMs. This has been happening for a good 4ish years (which in college I ate really well and had almost no digestive issues.) I like to consider having a good diet, taking a good amount of fiber in (25-30 grams a day) fruits and veggies, while also limiting red meat and dairy products.
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Just scheduled my next colonoscopy and my doc prescribed SuPrep but my Insurance won’t cover it, so the pharmacy substituted the gigantic jug. I have the option to pay out of pocket for Suprep (about $150), so I’m just wondering…. is it worth it? Is SuPrep that much easieless gross? I’ve only ever done the gigantic jug but the thought of not having to drink such a huge volume of nauseating liquid is very enticing.
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